1 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,053 Have you heard this crazy story? 2 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,402 Up next. 3 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,535 APR is under fire today... 4 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,189 - APR is... - APR... 5 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,104 APR is under fire today 6 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:20,063 for a recent interview that went disturbingly south. 7 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,891 Disturbingly south. 8 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:51,921 Hey, Mark. 9 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,966 Long time no see. 10 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,490 Hi Allen. 11 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,187 How's newfound fame been for you? 12 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:59,165 You know, I was just talking to my producer, Kim, here 13 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,017 about how your episode 14 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,280 was our most downloaded to date. 15 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:04,934 Oh, yeah... it... 16 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,677 Things have been strange, I guess. 17 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,809 Cool, man. Hey, hold on a second. 18 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:13,073 And we will start this live stream shortly. 19 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:14,900 Okay. 20 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:18,426 Hey, does he seem off to you? 21 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,341 - What do you mean? - I don't know. 22 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,275 He just seems weirder from the last time we interviewed him. 23 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,171 Show's called U.S. Sane, Kim, 24 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,409 everyone we interview is a little off. 25 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,564 Remember, that's the point. 26 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,276 This is U.S. Sane. 27 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,626 Hello, all you crazies out there. 28 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,193 Allen here. 29 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:49,109 This is a special live edition of U.S. Sane. 30 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,895 We're steering away from our normal podcast format 31 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:56,159 to bring you this special live update episode. 32 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,030 You all remember my friend, Mark 33 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:01,121 from our Halloween episode titled, "Follower." 34 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,577 Please stop now if you haven't checked it out yet, 35 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:07,344 it's definitely our spookiest episode to date. 36 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,606 Yeah. 37 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,434 So, Mark, 38 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,828 you emailed us stating you have an update to your story? 39 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,873 I do, Allen. 40 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:20,096 First, briefly remind our listeners about your story. 41 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,143 Well. 42 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,274 Allen, I... 43 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,106 A few years ago, 44 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,934 I started noticing this 45 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,241 shadowy figure that followed me around. 46 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,635 Yeah, yeah, and I... I think what we all found 47 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:40,508 the creepiest about it, about the whole thing, 48 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:43,206 is that this so-called follower 49 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:46,035 actually appeared in some of your photos. 50 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:49,038 I... You know, I think I actually have one. 51 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,389 I really want to, uh, 52 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:56,132 I really want to thank you for all of your help. 53 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,266 Ever since you interviewed me... 54 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,746 I've received countless emails from people... 55 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:04,967 just giving me their theories and... 56 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:10,233 just comforting me with kind words of encouragement. 57 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:13,149 That's great. That's great to hear, Mark. 58 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:17,240 So, you have an update for us? 59 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,851 Yeah. I do, Allen. 60 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,681 A week ago, I... 61 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,641 actually... 62 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,469 finally found this follower, 63 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:31,298 and I... I currently have him trapped in my basement. 64 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:34,170 Excuse me, what? 65 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,043 Would you like to see him? 66 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,264 Uh, hold on a second, Mark. You did what? 67 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,135 Here, here, just... Let me show you. 68 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:01,066 Mark? Hello? 69 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,827 - Can anybody hear me? - Uh, Mark? Mark, Mark! 70 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,331 - Let's uh... - Mark! 71 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,767 Let's... 72 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:06,898 I finally confronted him. 73 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,596 Like they told me to. 74 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,988 Who... Who told you? 75 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,425 Our fans. 76 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,296 Can anybody hear me? 77 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,645 I need you to listen to me, Mark. 78 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,257 Everything's going to be okay. 79 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,216 Whoever you have 80 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,131 is not... 81 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,394 the follower. 82 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,091 We can help you. 83 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,442 I'm just done. 84 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,835 Hello? Mark? 85 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,533 Mark, why are you doing this? 86 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,186 Mark, please let me out. 87 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,712 I finally got what I wanted. 88 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,191 Listen, Mark... 89 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:40,835 I've already called the police on myself. 90 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,586 I... I know... 91 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,416 I... 92 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,635 I know that... 93 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,986 I have to be the one to stop this. 94 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,422 Mark. 95 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,902 Please stop. 96 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,906 Don't... Uh, don't do anything stupid! 97 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,343 This story needs the ending it deserves. 98 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,040 - Mark! - Police, open up! 99 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,347 Stop this! 100 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,044 - Come out, now! - Mark? 101 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,004 Come back. 102 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,484 - Come back. - Open up! 103 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,876 Stop this. 104 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,008 Mark? 105 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,705 Shit! 106 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,620 He's got a gun! 107 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,622 - Come back, come back. - Put the gun down. 108 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,386 - Mark, Mark, stop this. - Put the gun down. 109 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:28,110 Hello, everyone, and welcome back 110 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:31,200 to U.S. Sane, on American Public Radio, 111 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,767 the show where we interview... 112 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:36,553 strange people doing grand things. 113 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,382 I'm your host, Allen Wolfe. 114 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,559 Everyone who works with me 115 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,605 knows I keep a box in my office... 116 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,304 full of letters from potential guests 117 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,393 asking if they can be on the show. 118 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,136 Usually, I get about a hundred a week. 119 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:56,965 I get a... I get an email, 120 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:59,010 I print it out, and I put it in the box. 121 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,365 Mark's letter sat in that box for... 122 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,369 months before I decided to interview him. 123 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:13,198 I never should have interviewed Mark the first time, 124 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,548 let alone a second. 125 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,465 I ignored my gut telling me not to 126 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,075 for the sake of entertainment. 127 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:24,122 I failed you, listeners. 128 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,179 How bad is this? 129 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,790 I mean, how much should I expect to get sued for? 130 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:43,403 Did you even mean anything that you said earlier 131 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,492 about failing the listeners? 132 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,799 Mr. Franklin would like to see you. 133 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:53,195 In an effort to distance themselves 134 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:56,459 fromU.S. Sane's reckless interview style, 135 00:06:56,503 --> 00:07:01,116 APR has already parted ways with Allen Wolfe. 136 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,552 American Public Radio 137 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,293 released a statement saying, quote, 138 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,948 "As we continue with our internal investigation 139 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:09,167 regarding Mr. Wolfe's reckless actions, 140 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,604 our thoughts and prayers 141 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,388 go out to Mr. Bowers' family. 142 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,869 Here at APR, no one's life should ever be put 143 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,914 in harm's way for an interview. 144 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,481 Police are still investigating 145 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,223 how exactly this event transpired. 146 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:23,007 Bowers could be seen 147 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,053 on the livestream talking about having someone 148 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:27,142 locked in his basement. 149 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,057 At first, some thought this was a hoax. 150 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,189 However, it quickly became clear 151 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,714 that this was real. 152 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:40,460 ♪ 153 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:57,694 Is everything okay? 154 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,784 Oh, yeah. As good as things can be. 155 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,356 Do you want to... talk about it? 156 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:11,969 Aw, it's okay. 157 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,580 It's okay. 158 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,583 Oh, Jesus. 159 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,324 I guess that's one place you can keep your awards. 160 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,588 I may move them to the shallow end. 161 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,547 Who knows? 162 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,551 - Thought you might want this. - I don't, thanks. 163 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,337 I don't want anything to do with this. 164 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,297 Okay. 165 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,692 You're going to make it to the end of this. 166 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,302 It isn't going to be a smooth ride, 167 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,348 but you will, and when you do, 168 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,002 you're going to need a redeeming story. 169 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,701 And maybe, just maybe, your redemption 170 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,267 is in that box. 171 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,055 Okay, we have a P.O. box. 172 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,535 Ooh. 173 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:59,451 Mine is from some lady, named Josie. 174 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:02,629 Claims her birdfeeder is haunted by... 175 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,065 Oh, my God. Allen. 176 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,025 Listen to this. 177 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,463 "Dear Mr. Wolfe. 178 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,770 My name is Don Thomas. 179 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,555 Before my wife Jean died, 180 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,687 she would listen to your program every week. 181 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,081 She was a huge fan. 182 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,016 I, on the other hand, find you annoying." 183 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,042 Great. That's great, Kim, trash it. 184 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,131 "With that said, 185 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,394 I think I have something living in the woods 186 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,049 near my house that might pique your interest. 187 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,443 What I'm asking you to help me with is dangerous. 188 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:38,578 So I've attached a check for $25,000... 189 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,623 Holy shit. 190 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,104 There it is. Okay. 191 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,369 "In the woods near my house lives a beast 192 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,762 with a thousand eyes. 193 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,720 If you meet me at my P.O. Box, 194 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,853 I will take you to the beast and kill it. 195 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,507 A hell of a story awaits for you if you accept my offer. 196 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,292 I'll sign the check if you accept it. 197 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,163 Are you in? 198 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,253 Jean would have wanted this. 199 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,560 P.S. 200 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,190 I'll be at the post office in Hobart, Oklahoma 201 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,476 every Wednesday. 202 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,260 If you show up, I'll pick you up. 203 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,568 I have no phone, so it has to be this way. 204 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,311 I can't promise you that I won't have killed the beast 205 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,791 by the time you answer either." 206 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,794 Signed, D.T. 207 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,239 What do you think? 208 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,894 First of all, a monster sounds like 209 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,896 fairy tale fantasy bullshit. 210 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,917 You're not seeing the real story here. 211 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,377 Which is? 212 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,901 That you would be interviewing 213 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,859 a recently widowed man 214 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,688 who's making his dead wife's dying wish a reality, 215 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,082 which is to hang out with Allen Wolfe. 216 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,650 Her favorite host. 217 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,828 The recently fired, internationally acclaimed 218 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,526 podcast host, all while monster hunting! 219 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,225 When you say it like that, it sounds decently poetic. 220 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,314 Listen, it's your call. 221 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,708 You can also just sit here and do nothing. 222 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,889 Perfect chance to have a kick ass comeback story. 223 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,373 APR'll be begging to have you back. 224 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,209 Okay. 225 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,515 - Okay. - Really? 226 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,127 Yeah, it's the perfect way to get my mind off 227 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,695 a potential lawsuit with APR. 228 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,349 Hobart, Oklahoma? 229 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,264 Here we come. 230 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:04,680 ♪ 231 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,317 As I sit here... 232 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,407 waiting to see if this Don Thomas does show, 233 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:40,150 or even exist I question... 234 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,806 "What am I doing here?" 235 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,992 Yes, his letter said to be at this 236 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,864 post office on Wednesday. 237 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,302 And yes, it is in fact, Wednesday. 238 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,521 However, 239 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:06,176 as I sit here, it hits me. 240 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,659 Just how naiïve am I to believe that... 241 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,751 - Yes? - Check. 242 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,885 Check what? 243 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,982 It's... it's fine. I... I don't actually... 244 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,027 Follow me in my green truck. 245 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,208 What green truck? 246 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,300 - How'd it go? - Hey, so I met our guy. 247 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,041 Awesome. How is he? 248 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,695 He's not the friendliest. 249 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,175 I'm sorry. What? 250 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,698 You're breaking up a little bit. 251 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,918 - He's not the friendliest. - Wha... 252 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,745 In fact, if I end up disappearing, 253 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,791 well, it was probably him. 254 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,401 Allen, I can't hear anything. 255 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,148 Cool. Into no man's land. 256 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:17,944 Everything good? 257 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,293 Grab your stuff. 258 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,208 This is where you come with me. 259 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,471 Your car'll be fine parked here. 260 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,429 Where are we? 261 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,301 Here, put this blindfold on 262 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,824 and get in the back of my truck. 263 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,478 What? 264 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,175 I can't let you see where I live. 265 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,917 I... I'm going to need more information than that. 266 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,093 I don't owe you anything. 267 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,356 I didn't force you to come here. 268 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,011 I offered you my story and you accepted. 269 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,491 Now you're here. 270 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,362 You'll do as I say. 271 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,452 No. 272 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,238 I'm sorry, I'm not going with you blindfolded. 273 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,935 You're wasting my time! 274 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,199 Wait. 275 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,334 Look, I don't like you. 276 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,770 I hate your show. 277 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,859 I find you... 278 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,774 smug, and I don't believe 279 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,907 any of that empathy you shit out on the air. 280 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,169 Other people do, but I don't. 281 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,127 I see right through your act. 282 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,824 My act? 283 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,349 You're an entertainer, and that's it. 284 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,700 All you care about is telling stories 285 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,343 and getting more people to listen to you. 286 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,792 Forget this. 287 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,577 I didn't drive to the middle of nowhere to get attacked. 288 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,275 Yeah, good! Leave! 289 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,233 My story's too good for you anyway. 290 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,757 Okay. 291 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,968 You really think you have me figured out? 292 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,591 Let me explain this so you can understand. 293 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,030 'Course I do what I do for views. 294 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,858 I would be a legit crazy person if I made a show 295 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,208 no one wanted to listen to. 296 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,298 You think I got where I am 297 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,169 by not caring about my listeners? 298 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,651 I have my show because I care about... 299 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,957 Had. 300 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,480 Excuse me? 301 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,786 You had your show. 302 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,354 Last I saw, you don't anymore. 303 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,618 So, yeah, I don't like you, 304 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,056 but my wife really did. 305 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,754 Because of that, and only that, 306 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,078 I think it's fitting that you be the one to tell my story. 307 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,369 So I am not here to be your friend 308 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,111 or to hold your hand. 309 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,158 If I can get my wife's favorite show back, 310 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,464 that's what I'm going to do. 311 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,553 And I believe that my story can do that. 312 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,208 It's up to you. 313 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,949 I'm currently in the back of this truck. 314 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,387 Blindfolded. 315 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,346 Not a clue where I'm going. 316 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:28,482 ♪ 317 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,354 Anything for a good story, right? 318 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,792 ♪ 319 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,665 Ah, I just hope I haven't made a mistake. 320 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:44,759 ♪ 321 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,717 ♪ 322 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:47,892 Okay. 323 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,384 Why do you have a P.O. Box if you have a mailbox? 324 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,780 Why would I want people to know where I live? 325 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,652 Grab your shit and follow me. 326 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,306 I'll show you where you'll be sleeping. 327 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,270 To your left. 328 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,108 Make yourself comfortable. 329 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,295 Here's a towel. 330 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,385 Cool. 331 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,823 I know it ain't much... 332 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:50,738 but it'll do. 333 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,262 Let me know when you get settled. 334 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,437 I'll show you around. 335 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,752 You hungry? 336 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,362 I'm good. 337 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,005 Thought you said in your letter you don't have a phone. 338 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,676 I don't. 339 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,461 That one's hooked directly to the shed. 340 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,464 Jean used to use it to let me know 341 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,987 when supper was ready. 342 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,378 I'm just going to point out the elephant in the room. 343 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,957 Why is this house empty? 344 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,309 I decided to downsize after Jean died. 345 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,791 I don't like clutter. 346 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,185 I mean, there has to be a limit to... 347 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,623 - You like the Twilight Zone? - Like the show? 348 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,756 My uncle was a set decorator on the Twilight Zone. 349 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,020 He gave me this when I was much younger. 350 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,198 It was prop in a famous episode. 351 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,721 What episode? 352 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,636 Does that matter? 353 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,682 I just thought it was interesting. 354 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,946 Cool. 355 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,992 Let's get going, shall we? 356 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,258 Ah, don't touch that switch. 357 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,433 You got it? 358 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,131 Okay. 359 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,097 Two things we need to get straight. 360 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,230 First, no cell phones. 361 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,275 Why? 362 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,239 I don't want you knowing my location, that's why. 363 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,148 I don't get service out here. 364 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:39,910 This is stupid, I couldn't get maps out... 365 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,174 - The quicker that you... - Fine. 366 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,870 I'll give it back to you before you leave. 367 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,548 I assume you planned on giving it back. 368 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,158 The second thing you need to know 369 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,726 is that this entire place... 370 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,338 is boobytrapped. 371 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,644 So, now you got the basics. 372 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,777 Hold on, boobytrapped? 373 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,694 Like, homemade bombs and shit? 374 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,957 Some of 'em, yes. 375 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,177 Are you telling me this... 376 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,441 This place contains 377 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,835 random things that could kill me? 378 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,518 How is that the second most important thing to tell me? 379 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,101 Just don't flip that switch inside, 380 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,364 and you'll be fine. 381 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,627 Keep in mind that if it is red, 382 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,193 you could be dead. 383 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,631 Just stay with me. 384 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,981 You'll be fine. Oh, and here. 385 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,418 If the shit hits the fan, 386 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,854 I wrote up a set of guidelines 387 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,986 for you to follow. 388 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,075 - Follow? - Yeah. 389 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:37,296 So, you don't get blown up and shit. 390 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,950 D... don't worry about it. 391 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,434 I'll show you where most of them are. 392 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,520 The ones I remember anyway. 393 00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,522 There are ones you forgot about? 394 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:50,265 Ugh, damn stray cats keep knocking my shit over. 395 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:15,116 This is where I build all my traps. 396 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,074 Can you elaborate on the traps? 397 00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,946 Elaborate how? 398 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,428 I don't know. Why are there traps? 399 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:25,735 There's a giant beast that lives in the woods. 400 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,521 My plan is to lure it to my house, 401 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,305 trap it and kill it. 402 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,835 Is this a trap? 403 00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:42,056 No. Why would you think that? 404 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,250 I don't know, I mean... It looks... 405 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,363 What is wrong with you? 406 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:12,956 You know, 407 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,828 for a guy who doesn't like clutter, 408 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,438 this place says differently. 409 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,875 One thing you'll find out about me, Allen, 410 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:22,139 everything I have around me at any particular moment 411 00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:25,491 is there for a very specific purpose. 412 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,453 So, Don, 413 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,020 you promised in your letter 414 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,674 I was going to see 415 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,415 the monster you were hunting. 416 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,026 Well, yeah... 417 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,464 I ain't no artist. 418 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,554 But I sketched this... 419 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,644 the last time I saw 420 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,037 Eye. 421 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:54,128 - Eye? - That's what I call her. 422 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:03,790 I remember the first time I saw her. 423 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,792 She was... 424 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,272 beautiful... 425 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,232 in some way I... 426 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,930 can't really describe. 427 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:24,027 I can't wait to kill her. 428 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,214 Man, 429 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:39,058 I think it's funny you wrote your letter to me 430 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,261 on a greeting card. 431 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,393 Why is that funny? 432 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,311 You're an interesting guy, Don, but... 433 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,726 I don't take you for the greeting card type. 434 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:51,838 They were Jean's. 435 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,841 She had a bunch of 'em left over. 436 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,278 She was the kind of person that cared 437 00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:58,845 when nobody else did. 438 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,891 I'm just trying to get rid of them. 439 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:11,466 Huh. 440 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,731 Everybody needs a plan B. 441 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,821 That thing doesn't look like it's been fired in years. 442 00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:19,909 Trust me. 443 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:21,607 She's old, 444 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,217 but she'll still get the job done. 445 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,351 Oh, hey, before I forget. 446 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,491 What is it? 447 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,755 No, no. What is it? 448 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:41,801 It's bait. 449 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,805 It's got a bell on the other end. 450 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,548 There's two kinds of people in this world, Allen. 451 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,986 Those that wait and those that can't anymore. 452 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,729 This beast took my cattle, 453 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:59,601 I am done waiting on this fucker. 454 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,214 Monster took my livestock, 455 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,999 cancer took my wife. 456 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,351 You do the math, 457 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,135 I've got nothing left to lose. 458 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,269 What is that? 459 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,273 It is time to do some monster huntin'. 460 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:21,580 Monster hunting? 461 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,277 What does that entail? 462 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,733 This thing starts beeping, 463 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,082 you just follow me? 464 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,172 Follow you? 465 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,056 What would you be doing if that starts beeping? 466 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,612 Running like hell back to the house. 467 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:04,884 So I saw you had a horse. 468 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,015 Do you ride? 469 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,328 My family had horses in Agoura Hills growing up. 470 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:16,504 Horse ain't mine. 471 00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,464 It just showed up one day and wouldn't leave. 472 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,293 I decided to build a fence around it 473 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:24,947 so it wouldn't get hit by a car or truck. 474 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,602 I don't give two shits about that horse. 475 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,169 Gotcha. 476 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,051 So what's the plan here, Don? 477 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:43,115 - 'Cause right now... - You know what, Allen? 478 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,663 You talk too much. 479 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:46,882 Let's try not for a while. 480 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:50,669 You do realize I'm interviewing you for a podcast, right? 481 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,323 I don't care how you choose to tell the story. 482 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,046 No luck today. 483 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,223 I'm going to bed. 484 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,354 What? 485 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,551 I'm here now... 486 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:49,858 on the farm. 487 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:52,252 Alone. 488 00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:56,125 Don... 489 00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:00,086 Don called it a day and... 490 00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:02,305 he's asleep now. 491 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,832 He's very... 492 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,139 There's something about him, I can't... 493 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,405 I can't tell if he's lying... 494 00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:18,800 to me, he's lying to himself, 495 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,541 if he believes all of this. 496 00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,151 It's so weird. 497 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,198 It's creepy in here. 498 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,027 All the walls are empty. 499 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,031 He claims it's boobytrapped. 500 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,038 Well, 501 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:41,562 there's not really anything more to do here. 502 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:43,607 So... 503 00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:45,696 calling it a night. 504 00:29:47,394 --> 00:29:48,917 Day one on the farm. 505 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,007 Mildred, dear. 506 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,879 You're not well. 507 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,098 Now, take your medicine like Dr. Hellinger prescribed. 508 00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:57,578 Oh, Nick. 509 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,232 You talk and you talk, 510 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,321 but you're just like the rest of them. 511 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:03,584 I don't have to listen to you, Mick. 512 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:04,977 You know why? 513 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,457 'Cause you're a... you're a... 514 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,676 Well, you're a moth! 515 00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:14,334 Stay where you are. 516 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,249 You're watching Mildred Moss. 517 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,424 Only on... 518 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:45,452 Hey. 519 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,759 Hey. 520 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:53,852 ♪ 521 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:03,513 Don? 522 00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:06,647 ♪ 523 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,778 Don? 524 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:16,831 ♪ 525 00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:09,074 Morning, Don. 526 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,077 The horse is gone. 527 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,470 Yeah. I saw. 528 00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:18,257 Well, I guess it's good you didn't get attached, huh? 529 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:22,696 Hey, is there any... 530 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,142 Today's going to be the day, Allen. 531 00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:35,404 I can feel it. 532 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:41,323 ♪ 533 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,590 As I sit here... 534 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:49,810 in silence. 535 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:52,682 I look at Don... 536 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,424 and I wonder... 537 00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:58,123 what led him to this point? 538 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:01,387 Is the monster even real? 539 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,304 Or is Don lying? 540 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:10,135 Is this just one big joke? 541 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:13,529 Even if the monster showed up now... 542 00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:16,358 Don is sound asleep. 543 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,318 He almost looks dead. 544 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,235 Don? 545 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:27,935 Don? 546 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:34,550 - Don? - I need to shit! 547 00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:16,114 I'm not sure how much time has passed. 548 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:20,466 Don has disappeared. 549 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:23,077 I'm sitting... 550 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,123 No, that's stupid. 551 00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:30,650 By the Woods. 552 00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:32,869 Take eight. 553 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,661 I'm not sure how much time has passed. 554 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:44,533 Don has disappeared. 555 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:47,057 I'm sitting here. 556 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,538 Not knowing what to do. 557 00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,716 Still, no Eye. 558 00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:01,159 Don? 559 00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:07,165 Don, your box is beeping. 560 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,254 Nope. 561 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,582 Don? 562 00:37:26,592 --> 00:37:27,680 Don? 563 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:30,900 Don? 564 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:37,037 ♪ 565 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,256 Don? 566 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:41,955 What? 567 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:44,871 What? 568 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,264 We got visitors, Allen. 569 00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:48,744 I think they're here for Eye. 570 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:50,485 I ran off somebody in a hazmat suit 571 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,226 and he dropped his walkie-talkie. 572 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,575 What? 573 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,273 I think this is bigger than we thought! 574 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,579 How big are we talking? 575 00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,973 Oh, we're talking big. 576 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:01,757 We've captured the last of 'em. 577 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:03,672 Is it all clear to leave, over. 578 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:05,021 Uh, 579 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,502 we have a problem over here. 580 00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:09,939 I just ran into Berret, and he is saying, 581 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:11,874 here, let me... let me hand my walkie over to Berret, 582 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:14,074 he clearly doesn't have his, just a second, okay? 583 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,772 Uh, hey there. We have a problem, over. 584 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:18,861 What's the problem, over? 585 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,578 I was trying to retrieve the tracking device 586 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:23,213 for number H78 and I ran into, uh... 587 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:28,088 A crazy man with his pants down began chasing me. 588 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,961 I'm sorry. Come again, over. 589 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,920 A man with his pants down. 590 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,791 He came out of nowhere and began chasing me. 591 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:38,228 I think he knows about H78, over. 592 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:39,839 I was scouting 593 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,449 and I saw a house not too far away. 594 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,669 Maybe it belongs to him, over? 595 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:44,931 Get back to the trailer. 596 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,324 We'll investigate, over. 597 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:48,108 - Shit! - Copy that, over. 598 00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,042 Don? 599 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,611 Don, what's going on? 600 00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:14,134 Gimme a second, Allen! 601 00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:22,577 ♪ 602 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:25,145 Don, should I be doing something? 603 00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:31,107 Damn it, Don. What the hell is going on? 604 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,979 This, Allen, is what you paid 605 00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:34,546 your admission to see. 606 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,243 So stop your bitchin'! 607 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,420 Uh... 608 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:40,900 Everything's all set. Look here. 609 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:43,163 I've got every trap from here to Timbuktu on 610 00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:44,382 and ready to fire. 611 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:45,600 They're all sensor activated, 612 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:46,708 but I can also activate 'em by... 613 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,037 Wait. Hold on, hold on. 614 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,214 You don't have a cell phone, but you have this? 615 00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:52,999 I never said I wasn't tech savvy. 616 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,305 Everything I have has a purpose! 617 00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,701 Oh, yeah. 618 00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:01,355 Like Jean would say, 619 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,445 "It is not dress rehearsal anymore, Don. 620 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,882 It's show time, damn it!" 621 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:09,145 Minus the damn it part, of course. 622 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:11,800 Don. 623 00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:14,934 I don't want to die. 624 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:16,457 Come on, you bastards. 625 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,806 Make the first move! 626 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,069 Come on! 627 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:22,289 Allen, here. 628 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,683 In case we run into trouble, 629 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:27,033 you have this, and that envelope I gave you 630 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,513 about things going south? 631 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,298 - Might want to keep that close. - Don? 632 00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:33,735 I don't want to do any of this. 633 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,104 We know you're in there, whoever you are. 634 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,738 Come out now and we can talk. 635 00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:40,152 This is something you think you understand, 636 00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:41,961 but I can guarantee you that you don't. 637 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,658 Just come out so we can talk. 638 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:48,358 Let's just talk to them. 639 00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:50,639 This doesn't have to be a battle. 640 00:40:54,147 --> 00:40:55,453 You're right, Allen. 641 00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:56,584 It doesn't. 642 00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,457 All those sensors, 643 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,111 they're also voice activated. 644 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,245 Don. 645 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,594 Stop this. 646 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,051 So here I am. 647 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,665 Listen. 648 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,405 You got something I want. 649 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:37,103 It's that simple, 650 00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:39,627 and you are not leaving here till you hand it over. 651 00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,194 Don! This is stupid. 652 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:42,717 We have no clue who these people are. 653 00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:44,371 How much do you know? 654 00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:52,988 I know this much, 655 00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:56,035 you're trespassing on my property 656 00:41:56,078 --> 00:41:58,385 and you are in possession of something 657 00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,909 that I have been trying to trap for some time. 658 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:02,476 Is that all? 659 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,391 I also know that you are not leaving here 660 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,089 without handing it over, and that's for damn sure. 661 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:08,917 Don! 662 00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,702 Is that a threat I'm hearing in your tone? 663 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,098 I don't know if you noticed, but I'm not carrying a gun. 664 00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:19,058 Now, shouldn't you be more worried? 665 00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,668 I don't know, 666 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:23,105 maybe the thing that I'm threatening you with 667 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:25,499 was meant to stop something much bigger than you? 668 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,462 Showtime front! 669 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:34,595 Showtime front! 670 00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,205 Show... God! 671 00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:38,033 Shit! Shit! 672 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:39,731 Showtime front! 673 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:42,734 Hey! 674 00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:05,495 I think... 675 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,849 I think it just might be best if I go home now. 676 00:45:13,449 --> 00:45:15,408 I've met some unique 677 00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:18,716 and odd people doing this show. 678 00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:22,458 But Don takes the cake. 679 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,201 He really is the craziest person 680 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:27,463 I've ever met. 681 00:45:39,954 --> 00:45:41,802 There's no way any of you are going to believe me 682 00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,392 when I tell you what I saw today. 683 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,786 It's like something out of a science fiction movie. 684 00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:51,792 There were these masked people, 685 00:45:53,185 --> 00:45:55,230 almost like they work in Area 51 or something, 686 00:45:58,277 --> 00:45:59,408 and they were... 687 00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:03,231 well, I don't know what they were doing. 688 00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:08,243 The truth is, I don't know what I'm doing here. 689 00:46:14,032 --> 00:46:15,642 I can't tell what's a bigger mystery. 690 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,778 If the monster is actually real... 691 00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:27,306 or if Don... 692 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:29,830 is... 693 00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:40,798 I just can't read Don. 694 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:48,022 I keep trying to find meaning within Don's story, 695 00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:49,807 but I just... I can't. 696 00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:53,680 Maybe there's no meaning. 697 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:02,080 Maybe this whole thing... 698 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,648 is crazy... 699 00:47:06,736 --> 00:47:07,825 random. 700 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,046 And nothing else. 701 00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:20,838 As far as... 702 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,232 do I think the monster is real? 703 00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:30,586 The answer is no. 704 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:36,984 I think in stories... 705 00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,509 there's always more than meets the eye. 706 00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:48,126 In this case... 707 00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:53,453 there's nothing more to see here. 708 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:20,636 You good, Don? 709 00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:27,600 I'm good. 710 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:29,036 Wonderful. 711 00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:31,909 Never been better. 712 00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:47,837 Don? 713 00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:49,317 Let it be, Al. 714 00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:51,232 Just let it be. 715 00:48:51,841 --> 00:48:53,408 Everything was for nothing. 716 00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:54,757 Did great. 717 00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:55,889 Do you want to talk? 718 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,635 Don, do you want to talk? 719 00:49:02,678 --> 00:49:06,900 What I would like is for you to shut the fuck up. 720 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,791 I... struggle... 721 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,446 with staying in the moment. 722 00:49:34,754 --> 00:49:36,190 Jean would remind me. 723 00:49:36,669 --> 00:49:38,497 She'd say, "Come back." 724 00:49:39,411 --> 00:49:40,934 When she saw me daydreaming. 725 00:49:43,284 --> 00:49:45,895 She'd keep me grounded when I'd wander. 726 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:51,945 When she died, everything that... 727 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:56,906 That... that kept me grounded was gone. 728 00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:58,908 It didn't matter what things I had anymore. 729 00:49:58,952 --> 00:49:59,997 I couldn't... 730 00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:03,391 Oh, God. There I go again, I... 731 00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:05,350 I lost track of where I was going. 732 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,179 I can tell you this, though. 733 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,051 The things that hurt the worst 734 00:50:11,095 --> 00:50:12,792 are the ones that you don't see coming. 735 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:17,710 - I would like to add... - No, I know... I know... 736 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:20,060 I know what I was going to say. 737 00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:21,279 The boxes. 738 00:50:22,193 --> 00:50:24,238 When Jean got sick, 739 00:50:24,282 --> 00:50:26,588 she decided to leave me these things 740 00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:29,374 for me to find, long after she left. 741 00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:33,900 And I put 'em in these boxes. 742 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:38,948 And they'd... 743 00:50:39,906 --> 00:50:42,169 bring me back to reality when I'd wander, 744 00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:43,344 which I often do. 745 00:50:47,479 --> 00:50:48,697 Jean told me, she'd... 746 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:53,311 She left me 52 things. 747 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,749 One for each year we were together. 748 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:01,841 I still haven't found number 52. 749 00:51:03,886 --> 00:51:05,975 I see these boxes scattered around, 750 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:09,283 and it's... it's kind of like 751 00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:10,763 Jean is watching me. 752 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:15,028 Does that make me weird? 753 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:21,121 You're weird, but that's not the reason. 754 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,344 In fact, that's probably 755 00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:28,347 the most normal thing you've said since I met you. 756 00:51:28,911 --> 00:51:30,130 Well, 757 00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:32,915 Where do you think number 52 is? 758 00:51:35,657 --> 00:51:39,966 Honestly, Allen, I don't think there is a 52. 759 00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:43,752 Jean's sense of humor. 760 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,239 Are you good now, Don? 761 00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:55,677 Yeah, I'm good. 762 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,466 Tomorrow I'll take you back to your car. 763 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,338 Sounds good. 764 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,093 I never did tell you why I wanted 765 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,313 to kill Eye so bad, did I? 766 00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:26,360 You said it was because she ate your cattle. 767 00:52:26,404 --> 00:52:27,796 No. 768 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,190 I was going to get rid of the cattle 769 00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:31,626 and move away from here anyway. 770 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:36,501 Then why did you want to become a monster hunter so bad? 771 00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:38,633 Monster hunter... 772 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:42,855 never thought of myself that way, but I'll take it. 773 00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:47,773 No, the reason that I wanted to kill Eye so bad... 774 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:51,994 Shit. 775 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:54,540 Has that been on the whole time? 776 00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:21,459 Don. 777 00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,767 Don, are you okay? 778 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,647 Okay, okay. 779 00:54:27,786 --> 00:54:30,005 911. What's your emergency? 780 00:54:30,049 --> 00:54:31,964 Yes, yes. Yes, I... 781 00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:35,141 Excuse me, sir? 782 00:54:42,975 --> 00:54:44,281 Did I just hear gunfire? 783 00:54:46,935 --> 00:54:48,546 Sir, are you okay? 784 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:57,381 What is your current location? 785 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:18,532 Hello? 786 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,064 Sir, what is your current location? 787 00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:43,992 Sir, are you okay? 788 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,957 Don! Don! 789 00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:06,101 Sir, can you hear me? 790 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:14,588 Do you need help? 791 00:56:14,632 --> 00:56:15,652 What is your current location? 792 00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:16,764 Shit! 793 00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:25,137 Okay, uh... 794 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,617 What do I say? 795 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,009 I'm currently trapped 796 00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:32,361 in a house that is a... booby... 797 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,498 Yeah. 798 00:57:42,894 --> 00:57:47,072 I think Don broke something when he got mad. 799 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,815 Now the house has gone rogue. 800 00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:52,773 If the shit hits the fan, 801 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,737 I wrote up a set of guidelines for you to follow. 802 00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:56,211 Wait, the envelope. 803 00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:58,387 Don... Don left me a note, 804 00:57:58,431 --> 00:57:59,998 for when things go south. 805 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,783 So you don't get blown up and shit. 806 00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:08,267 The note says, number one, "Avoid every fridge." 807 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:10,138 The word "every" is underlined. 808 00:58:10,182 --> 00:58:12,924 Number two, "Avoid all gray tiles." 809 00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:15,753 Number three, I quote, "Truck will shoot at you 810 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:18,103 if you get too close and the red light is on." 811 00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:20,409 Number four, "Some doors are fake." 812 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:24,326 Number five, "Do not let Bladey get too close to you." 813 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,893 - "Not" underlined. - " Six, 814 00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,330 find the encore button in the garage. 815 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:32,030 Bait and other shit rigged to explode. Don." 816 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:42,997 Okay. Okay. 817 00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:45,478 Okay, I'm going to cut the bullshit. 818 00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,657 I have no way of getting out of here 819 00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:52,267 because I have no idea where I am. 820 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,142 So, where does that leave me? 821 00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:02,887 I might not make it out of here. 822 00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:10,547 So let me leave you with some final thoughts. 823 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:13,593 Right now... 824 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:16,596 I'm terrified. 825 00:59:20,426 --> 00:59:22,123 My actions have led me here. 826 00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,346 And for what? 827 00:59:30,784 --> 00:59:32,394 Hello? 828 00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:33,787 Is anyone there? 829 00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:36,573 Hello? 830 00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:55,417 If someone's there, please pick up. 831 01:00:09,301 --> 01:00:10,389 Anyone? 832 01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:24,185 I need to know if anyone can hear me. 833 01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:25,839 - Hello? Yes, I'm here. - Hello? 834 01:00:25,883 --> 01:00:27,841 Good. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 835 01:00:27,885 --> 01:00:29,016 I need your help, I'm hurt... 836 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,148 I'm hurt really bad. 837 01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:32,735 I actually need your help, too. 838 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,326 I'm stuck in a house that... 839 01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:36,197 No, listen. You don't understand. 840 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:38,809 I... I... I'm currently stuck in this truck. 841 01:00:39,984 --> 01:00:41,246 And it's just me right now. 842 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,683 Everyone I'm with got eaten. 843 01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:44,771 Eaten? 844 01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:49,297 It somehow got loose and we couldn't contain it. 845 01:00:49,341 --> 01:00:51,691 The latch on the trailer must have been insecure. 846 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,868 Are you one of them, those people from earlier? 847 01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:59,046 I don't want to die. 848 01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:01,527 What is it? 849 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,137 It can't be stopped. 850 01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:04,965 No. No, no! 851 01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:07,272 Hello? 852 01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,013 No. No! 853 01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,710 Hello? 854 01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:43,787 Okay. 855 01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:48,661 I made it out of the house. 856 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:54,623 But, I don't think... 857 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,931 I'm out of harm's way yet. 858 01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:05,243 If I can just... 859 01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:10,117 get to that truck... 860 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,773 without that light turning on... 861 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:19,692 I should be okay. 862 01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:24,088 Otherwise, I'll be dead. 863 01:02:48,939 --> 01:02:50,027 Okay. Okay. 864 01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:55,380 New plan. 865 01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:57,164 Don's envelope... 866 01:02:58,818 --> 01:03:02,300 said something about an encore button... 867 01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:05,390 to find in the shed. 868 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:07,392 If I can just... 869 01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:13,267 Oh, shit! Shit! 870 01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,878 Oh, shit. Shit! 871 01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:16,836 Shit, shit! 872 01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:47,682 Okay, Don. 873 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,643 It's showtime, damn it! 874 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,739 Huh? 875 01:06:00,782 --> 01:06:04,569 Game over, you crazy-eyed son of a bitch! 876 01:06:47,655 --> 01:06:50,702 Oh, God. 877 01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:49,282 Well, folks. 878 01:07:49,891 --> 01:07:51,937 I don't think there's a way out of here. 879 01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,384 Why am I here? 880 01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:06,169 You may be asking yourself. 881 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:09,998 "How lame is this?" 882 01:08:10,042 --> 01:08:13,393 This was supposed to be a story about... 883 01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:18,311 About a man hunting a monster. 884 01:08:19,747 --> 01:08:21,053 Instead, 885 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,794 I'm going to die 886 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:25,927 in the escape room from hell. 887 01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:40,290 What's the point? 888 01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:05,271 No, no. Please. 889 01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:06,490 Please. 890 01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:09,971 No! 891 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,098 Keep moving forward, Don. 892 01:09:50,142 --> 01:09:52,753 Life is crazy. 893 01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:54,973 But so am I, for you. 894 01:09:56,148 --> 01:09:57,758 Stay crazy for me. 895 01:09:59,151 --> 01:10:01,371 Love always, Jean. 896 01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:20,276 Six, find the encore button in the garage. 897 01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:24,758 Bait and the other shit, rigged to explode. 898 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:37,815 Shit. 899 01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:42,907 Shit! 900 01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:13,824 Ugh. Gross. 901 01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:25,357 How do I even... 902 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,404 begin... 903 01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:31,015 to describe what just happened? 904 01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:58,178 Bye, Don. 905 01:16:58,222 --> 01:17:03,270 ♪ 906 01:17:56,454 --> 01:17:57,542 I'm confused. 907 01:17:58,848 --> 01:18:00,648 We're having a hard time following your story. 908 01:18:01,981 --> 01:18:03,940 You said that you were interviewing Mr. Thomas 909 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:05,071 for a podcast. 910 01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:06,377 What about? 911 01:18:12,862 --> 01:18:14,167 I don't know anymore. 912 01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:13,923 I have no idea where Allen went. 913 01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:15,686 It's like he fell off the face of the earth. 914 01:19:18,449 --> 01:19:19,537 Yeah, I know. 915 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:23,759 Hey, hold on one second. 916 01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:32,811 Oh, my God. 917 01:19:34,204 --> 01:19:37,076 Still haven't found number 52. 918 01:19:39,165 --> 01:19:41,428 I see these boxes scattered around. 919 01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:44,910 It's kind of like Jean is watching me. 920 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,914 The second thing you need to know 921 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:53,049 is that this entire place is booby trapped. 922 01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:54,528 They loved your story, Allen. 923 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,445 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 924 01:19:59,011 --> 01:20:00,665 I loved your story. 925 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:05,322 It's got so much heart and suspense. 926 01:20:06,236 --> 01:20:08,151 It's a survival story, people love that. 927 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,347 It's got a bit of everything, doesn't it? 928 01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:12,459 Yeah. 929 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:14,505 It was a bitch to get. 930 01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:16,463 Yeah, I bet. 931 01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:21,120 So listen, APR wants you back. 932 01:20:21,642 --> 01:20:22,730 Oh, I don't know. 933 01:20:24,732 --> 01:20:26,082 I mean, what about the lawsuit? 934 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:27,823 I have a meeting 935 01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:30,042 with the board of directors at APR in the morning, 936 01:20:30,086 --> 01:20:34,177 but word is that the case is not going anywhere. 937 01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,225 They really want you back, Allen. 938 01:20:42,272 --> 01:20:44,491 They did have one note for the story. 939 01:20:46,232 --> 01:20:47,364 What? 940 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:49,192 We never see the monster. 941 01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:52,325 And? It's a podcast. 942 01:20:52,369 --> 01:20:55,415 I know that, but... maybe we do, like, 943 01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:58,070 a video and get somebody to animate your story. 944 01:20:58,114 --> 01:21:00,768 I just... I feel like people are going to be disappointed 945 01:21:00,812 --> 01:21:03,075 if they don't get an image of the monster. 946 01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:06,774 I mean, you did see it, right? 947 01:21:07,471 --> 01:21:09,821 I mean, the focus of the story is Don, isn't it? 948 01:21:10,822 --> 01:21:12,041 Does the monster even matter? 949 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:14,565 Yes, Allen, it does. 950 01:21:14,608 --> 01:21:16,238 Of course it matters, it's a monster story. 951 01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:18,182 You can't have a monster story without a monster. 952 01:21:22,051 --> 01:21:23,139 Let me think about it. 953 01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:26,794 - I'll get back to you. - Awesome. 954 01:21:28,187 --> 01:21:29,275 Welcome back, Allen. 955 01:21:31,451 --> 01:21:33,411 Can't wait to see what your next story's gonna be. 956 01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:37,501 Hey. Also, I'm curious, 957 01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:39,111 this monster with all the eyes... 958 01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:43,550 do you think there's more in the woods near Don's house? 959 01:21:48,991 --> 01:21:52,429 For Don's sake, I really hope so. 960 01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:27,986 This is U.S. Sane. 961 01:22:31,685 --> 01:22:32,904 Whenever you're ready. 962 01:22:51,749 --> 01:22:53,011 I'm not ready. 963 01:22:57,929 --> 01:22:59,626 I have an amazing story, but I'm not... 964 01:23:00,845 --> 01:23:01,933 ready to tell it. 965 01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:07,243 Life is complicated. 966 01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:12,117 People... people are complicated. 967 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:18,080 You don't need a podcast host to tell you that. 968 01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:23,085 People are always trying to find... 969 01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:27,785 a meaning in life's complications. 970 01:23:28,873 --> 01:23:30,092 Even when that meaning is... 971 01:23:31,963 --> 01:23:33,486 Even when that meaning makes no sense. 972 01:23:35,749 --> 01:23:37,795 Sometimes crazy things happen. 973 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:41,755 And they add up, and they add up, 974 01:23:41,799 --> 01:23:44,845 and add up, and the meaning... 975 01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:48,066 is nothing. 976 01:23:51,243 --> 01:23:52,462 That's okay, 977 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,857 because eventually the meaning will rise to the surface. 978 01:23:58,468 --> 01:24:00,426 Maybe not in a clear, decoded way, 979 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:04,517 but it will. 980 01:24:05,736 --> 01:24:07,216 In the meantime... 981 01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:10,697 let me tell you the important facts, 982 01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:15,398 and together we'll find the story. 983 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:19,358 Let me begin... 984 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,493 with a free-spirited... 985 01:24:24,494 --> 01:24:28,715 and unpredictable man named Don Thomas... 986 01:24:30,021 --> 01:24:31,066 and... 987 01:24:32,415 --> 01:24:33,764 his wife Jean. 988 01:24:35,157 --> 01:24:36,288 Who kept him grounded.